嘻嘻，真的很喜欢。所以试着翻译一下。。这是经常会被骂的事情，我知道哈哈。。。。。
I analyze and I verify and I quantify enough
one hundred percentile
no errors, no miss
I synchronize and I specialize and I classify so much
don't worry 'bout dreaming
because I don't sleep
I wish I could at least 30 percent
maybe 50 for pleasure
then skip all the rest
if I only was more human
I would count every single second the rest of my life
if I just could be more human
I'd have so many little babies and maybe a wife
I'd roll around the mud
and have lots of fun
then when I was done
build bubblebath towers and swim in the tub
sand castles on the beach
frolic in the sea
get a broken knee
be scared of the dark and I'd sing out of key
cuss when I lost a fight
kiss and reunite
scratch a spider bite
be happy with wrinkles I got when I smiled
pet kittens til they purred
maybe keep a bird
always keep my word
I'd cry at sad movies
I'd laugh til it hurt
I'd buy a bg bike
and ride by the lake
and I'd have lots of friends
and I'd stay out til late
if I could just be more human
I would see every little thing with a gleam in my eye
if only I was more human
I'd embrace every single feeling that came in my life
would I care and be forgiving?
would I be sentimental and would I feel loneliness?
would I doubt and have misgivings?
would I cause someone sorrow, too?
would I know what to do?
will I cry when it's all over?
when I die will I see heaven?
我充分地分析,核实,量化
百分百地
没有误差,也没有失手
我充分地同步,专攻,分类
从不因梦想而担忧
因为我从不睡眠
我愿我有至少30%
或是50%是因为快乐
能跳过所有的无所事事的空闲
我多希望我能像人类一样
这样我就能倒数着我余生的每一秒
只要我能更像人类一些有多好
那样我就有很多的孩子,可能已做了妻子
我可以在泥中打滚
那是多么的欢乐
等玩累了
建造一个泡泡浴的城楼,在浴池中游水
海滩边的沙堆城堡
尽情地在海里嬉闹
对黑暗的害怕而放声叫喊
因为打架输了而破口大骂
接吻和团聚
搔被蜘蛛咬的伤痕
因为笑而产生的皱纹感到开心
爱抚着呼噜噜的小猫
也许再养只小鸟
总是沉默不语
我可以为一部伤感的电影而大哭
我也可以因为别人受伤而幸灾乐祸
我可以买一辆脚踏车
沿着湖边骑着车
还有我会有很多的朋友
我可以很晚不回家呆在外边
要是我能像人类一样多好啊
我能用闪烁的眼神察觉到细微的事
要是我能像人类一样多好啊
我可以关心别人,对别人仁慈么?
我可以变得感伤,我能感受到寂寞么?
我能怀疑和害怕么?
我是不是也会给别人带来悲伤呢?
我是否知道自己可以干什么?
当一切结束,我会哭吗?
当我死的时候,我可以进入天堂吗?
