Asuka Langley Soryu: the aforementioned annoying, vile and hypersexualized German bitch who deserves to be spanked until her ass is the same shade of red as her hair. Her mother's father was the love child of Adolf Hitler and the female Anti-Christ. She was created in a lab in an attempt to put the soul of Satan himself into a human body, and was then trained by the Nazi shadow government to be a ninja assassin. She is psychotic, psychopathic, clinically insane, constantly in a state of PMS, only attracted to men at least twice her age, and prone to randomly flipping out and trying to fucking kill people. Unless she's having a bad day, in which case she becomes far worse. This makes her ideally suited for piloting a giant robot capable of destroying the world. It is believed by some that she is in fact an older Pippi Longstockings using a pseudonym.
It is believed by some that she is in fact an older Pippi Longstockings using a pseudonym.
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